i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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