jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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