Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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