I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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