The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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