just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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