you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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