and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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