She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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