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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?

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  Just flip the mattress, it erases all

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  Done and done

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  ...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE

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• (516): View more from New York

  look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck

  (330): View more from Ohio

  yes

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