She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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