Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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