Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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