So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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