you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Non-Jews are for practice
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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