we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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