ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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