Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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