You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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