Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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