i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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