Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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