we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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