yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
