yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
