Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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