How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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