there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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