That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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