Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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