I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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