try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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