new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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