Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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