Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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