My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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