I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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