I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
