My friends, they love my intelligence
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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