Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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