I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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