covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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