it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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