Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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