be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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