everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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