i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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