I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
