Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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