This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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