There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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