You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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