Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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