I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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