if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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