why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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