why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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